#he IS the burger king

[maudiemoods]

Thank you @just-a-drawing-bean for inspiring me to make a full drawing for the first time in forever

Borger close up under cut

Whopper whopper whopper whopper

[kneepart]

HE IS THE BURGER KING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[b1adie]

it’s like he was designed by a yaoi expert

[kizzer55555]

The power of hotdogs

Danny is running to Gotham to escape the GIW. As he’s running into an alleyway, he crashes into non other than condiment king who proceeds to attack and hits the GIW goons behind him. This absolutely terrifies them due to the fact that their prestigious white clothes will be stained. The fact that he has people running in terror gives Condiment king a giddy feeling so he proceeds to chase them around Gotham.

Thus starts Danny’s constant exploits of running to condiment king when he’s being chased and the rogue scarring the living daylights out of the GIW. They develop nightmares and Condiment king starts developing new concoctions that will specifically stain clothes and never come out. Mwa ha ha!

Eventually, Danny gets adopted by the rogue and becomes his sidekick. Now, when people learned that condiment king got a new sidekick, they laughed. Who in their right mind would want to mentor under him. They believed that this was some poor sob who was down on their luck and truly desperate. That or some weirdo like the ‘king’ himself.

But they didn’t understand.

They didn’t understand that they should never have let Danny Fenton (known as Phantom) become Condiment King’s sidekick.

Danny knows how to animate hotdogs and other foods to create an army. Danny knows intimately about the secret nasty burger sauce that is capable of powerful explosions of you heat it up. Danny has knowledge in the usage and how to build various weaponry designed to shoot or even be powered by green sludge (which can easily be replaced by ketchup, mustard, or relish).

And he hasn’t even shown Gotham his power-set yet. No one knows why he calls himself phantom. For all they know, he’s just a normal (terrifying) human.

Everyone blames the GIW for this mess.

[darknanigans]

it came to me in a dream

(yes yes i know he's a twunk)

bonus:

the plot changed drastically

edit: transphobia? in my 2024?

[ningadudexx]

⚠️ warning for cartoony gore after this drawing!! 🫀

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how about those new monkie kid season 5 lego sets. the new monkie kid sets. have you seen the new monkie kid sets? the new monkie kid sets? seaosn 5 monkie kid sets? have you seen the new season 5 mon

[crowdiak]

[nelkcats]

Klarion's new interest

Young Justice was busy recently, this was because Klarion had been extremely active, attacking continuously. When they asked him about it in one of their battles, he said that the Order of Chaos had found "The key to immortality and absolute power over the dead" something that really did not interest him, so he distanced himself from the matter.

Young Justice forgot to inform the Justice League of this event due to how exhausted they felt. They remembered it at the moment that the Order of Chaos appeared again in a warehouse, although this time they seemed to have a hostage.

Danny had only spent 5 minutes with the cultists for the week and he was already getting tired. Cultists had a weird name and were complaining about a "failed spell", something about them wanting to attract someone very powerful and he coming instead, which, rude, but he wasn't going to correct them either.

Danny wondered if it was worth getting out of the chains, but that would probably tell them he was more than "a normal teen" so he didn't, either way Clockwork would probably warn him if he was in danger. He yawned, bored with all the talk and met the gaze of a boy with his hair in the shape of horns watching him carefully, he looked great. The halfa greeted him happily and the boy looked doubly confused.

Danny also noticed the people in colorful costumes on the roof but he didn't care much. The cultists seemed to come to terms and led him to the center of the circle, Danny raised an eyebrow as they performed the spell again. It didn't seem to work, as he vanished for a few seconds and reappeared in the same place.

"You're not very good at magic are you?" Danny asked with amusement, Klarion took a little more interest in him.

When all the heroes descended and most of them stopped paying attention to him, Danny looked at the cool haired guy (the only one staring) and grinned with all his fangs, winking at him (with his toxic green eyes) before disappear from sight.

[denim-wizard]

go eat the spiderverse burger and think about what you did

[morsmortish]

evan rosier meticulously dissects his burger and eats it component by component whilst barty crouch jr’s party trick is fitting a whole big mac in his mouth

[hansama]

Day 1 - Fallen King

he's a lil silly sometimes >///>)

@sansxyouweek

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

Honestly, if i saw that damn go-pro in my living room, I'd stomp on it until it was a small blue stain.

Audio source

[crowzenyogurt]

BLOOD BATH AT BURGER KING

[sacredhyacinth]

the secret history fanart because I read my favorite papenathy fanfic again

link

[emotional-otter]

Ghost king danny but instead of using the crown of fire he uses a buger king crown. Maybe because he finds it funny maybe to be petty because he doesn't want to be the ghost king.

Just imagine someone summons the ghost king and some lanky teen shows up in a burger king crown.

[darknanigans]

stupid stupid stupid idiot angel stupid stupid dumb idiot stupid baby man idiot stupid stupid (i say as i repeatedly stab him with a prison shank)